You sleep with me, and I won't tell my husband that you're cheating on him anyway

If you're jerking off in my house, you're gonna be on my dick, too

He came on the nurse's tits and felt better because the HMO covers it

She's ready to give a stranger a condom and fuck her, that's a fuck-up

Tricking his wife's girlfriend into fucking him - that's fucked up in every sense

I'm not a ladies' man, but it's not too bad for my neighbor. He wanted to get to know me better